Sunday 3 February 2008

The Ghost's of Presidents Past.....

Hillary Clinton has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.

FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, ‘How can I best serve my country?’
Washington says, ‘Never tell a lie.’
‘Ouch!’ Says Hillary, ‘I don’t know about that.’

SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears…
Hillary says, ‘How can I best serve my country?’
Jefferson says, ‘Listen to the people.’
‘Ohhh! I really really don’t want to do that.’

THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears…
Hillary says, ‘How can I best serve my country?’
Lincoln says,
‘Go to the theater.’

H/T Mark Scott

1 comment:

Keir said...

Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?