Sharia law row: Archbishop is in shock as he faces demands to quit. He should visit Shrewsbury where it is still legal to shoot a welshman with a longbow during the hours of darkness.
The car you can't crash... because laser sensor will slam on the brakes (of course, it's a Volvo). Sounds like a challenge. The Top Gear boys will have to have a crack at this...
Wellington the Conqueror: Guide book blunder puts Duke at the Battle of Hastings. Had he been there we wouldn't have lost!!
'Feral' yob who killed trucker with a concrete missile jailed for just three years. Hang the scum!
Vladimir Putin heralds start of 'new arms race'. Is it me or is Putin an asshole?
The Sun Also Sets. Al Gore will not like this one bit!!!! Looks like things may be about to get a bit nippy!
James May: Summer house blues. When is a shed not a shed?
Soldier's kindness gives strays a new life. Ahhhh..
Saturday 9 February 2008
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Strange how Shrewsbury isn't plagued with racially motivated longbow homicides - well done the Shropshire Constabulary for proactively interfacing with the communities to improve social cohesion. Doubtless, good use has been made of Robin Hood and his Merry Band as a positive role model regarding the responsible use of longbows. But watch out for the importation of crossbows from the continent.
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