The Sunday Best...

Jack Straw evicts 600 prison officers from their homes...and moves convicts in to ease jails crisis. How many houses does the Straw Man own? He should use them instead!!

Mrs O: The truth about Michelle Obama's 'working class' credentials. Why do liberals always lie about their past? Oh yeah lying is an inbuilt Liberal trait.

Fairtrade 'does more harm than good to Third World countries', says think tank. Oops! You know that anything 'endorsed by the renta-a-celeb' crowd is going to be iffy. Look at Live Aid and the Toyota Prius!

Council tax bills cover-up exposed. Don't expect a rebate!

Speaker Michael Martin in new expenses row. Chuck him in the Thames! Let's see if s**t floats!

Record numbers of Army recruits drop out. Blame the NUT. It is there bullshit socialist policies in schools that have produced a generation of fat lazy imbeciles who are only fit to be politicians! An hour of sport a day must be made compulsory for all school children. Wouldn't hurt the parents either.

'Fidel Castro is not crazy, but responsible'. Actually he is a Commie Asshole. Should have been killed years ago. Someone should shoot that idiot Chavez and save us all a load of grief.

Barack Obama criticised over 'cult-like' rallies. To much to hope it is a suicide cult!!

Iranian clerics face a backlash over good life. Persian Pigs with their snouts in the trough!

Sharpe shooters to bolster war on Taliban. I am not sure how The Chosen Man is going to take his regiment being in the Navy!!

Taleban are worn down, say British troops. Good because we need a rest. We also need to double the size of our military.

Skiing through the pain barrier. Clarkypoos on the Piste.
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