News...

Shameless: Speaker in £100,000 court bid to keep MPs' expenses secret, and YOU pick up the bill. Time to throw this crooked socialist pig into the gutter.

Britain's iconic Jaguar and Land Rover set to be sold to new Indian owners in a £1billion deal. Proof of how storng the Indian economy is becoming. We need to trade with them and tell the Chinese to take a hike.

This summer's Olympics won't make a blind bit of difference to Chinese tyranny and it's naive to think they will. Sad but true. The only way to hurt China is to stop buying their products. My new tumble drier was made in Britain.

Tory councillor who suggested parents on benefits should be sterilised is forced to quit. Why? Excellent idea.

Iraq's 'final showdown' with militia men. Hit them hard and fast. We must try to seal the borders to stop them 'retreating' to Iran, where a lot of them came from.

Garden birds numbers down by 20 per cent. Too many cats.

Singapore Airlines grounds A380 superjumbo. Ooops! I would hate this subsidised 'white elephant' to turn out to be unreliable.

Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev almost the same, Egyptian president says. Sharp cookie old Mubarak. I am surprised no-one else has come up with that theory before!!!!

Sarkozy threatens boycott of Beijing Olympic Games opening ceremony. He has obviously worked out that French Athletes will not be winning anything so is saving their blushes!!

US blunder sent nuclear components to Taiwan. Blunder!! How long does it take to copy a bit of kit before you have to send it back?