Elderly logic.....

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We're sick of each other and "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Chicago and tell her too." and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on thephone, "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls her father immediately and screams at him, "You are NOT getting divorced!Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay," he says, "They're both coming for Passover and paying their own airfares."

H/T Judy S