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Family life is in 'meltdown': Judge launches devastating attack on our fractured society. Bit bloody late! The Judiciary's failure to give criminals proper sentences hasn't helped.

Ban on cheap booze: Ministers are ready to impose minimum prices on stores to battle binge culture. Just raise the drinking age to 21 and enforce the bloody thing.

Mugabe sends out heavy mob to intimidate voters as party announces runoff election. Send in the Airborne before the bloodshed starts. Mugabe's War Veterans aren't. They are just young thugs most of who weren't born in 1980.

Muslim is spared a speeding ban so he can drive between his two wives. One law for them another for the rest of us!

Legal firm bans fishnet stockings because they distract male colleagues. That is one way to lose all your clients!

Why political correctness has denied wartime bomber crews the honour they deserve. An effing disgrace. What do you expect from the gutless scum running Britain. A spot carpet bombing would improve Basra no end.

James May: On the road. Highway 1 in a Hyundai!!

Police fear Olympic torch protests after China shootings in Tibet. Time to Boycott the Olympics and the companies sponsoring them. All except the Beach Volleyball!!

Bill and Hillary Clinton bounce back from White House debts with £55m income. From who and for what?