News....

Church leader calls for building of mosques to be banned because of risk 'Britain will become an 'Islamic state'. About time too.

BA bags are sent to Milan by road for sorting after Terminal 5 chaos. If you think Terminal 5 is a farce just wait until the Olympics.

Muslims' fury forces schools to shelve anti-homophobia storybooks for 5-year-olds. I never thought I would agree wiht Muslims but they are right on this one. What he f**k are we doing teaching 5 year olds about same sex relationships!! The 3 Rs will be a bit more use.

Teachers to stage mass strike for first time in 21 years over pay deal. Sack the bloody lot of them. Our education system is a mess and it is the NUT who is responsible.

Expense reforms could see MPs handed a daily allowance of £150 - just for turning up at the Commons. They are not worth it.

Zimbabwe's presidential election likely to go to second round. Mugabe lost end of story. Drag the bastard out of his fancy 'palace' and hang him.

Speaker Michael Martin to be investigated over wife's taxi expenses. Another one who could do with a noose!

Drivers 'hit by three million holes in roads'. 3 million! More like 30 million.

Israel says Syria nuclear base was raid target. Iran could do with a similar 'visit'.

Bush defies Russia over Nato membership. Let them in and boot out those who do not carry their weight.

Afghanistan: Nato presents a patchy battlefield where partners do not have the same aim. Why are the Germans still in NATO?

The nightmare world of North Korea. He should have watched the North Korea vids I posted the other week.

Food miles are just a form of protectionism. Sticking it to the Eco-nazis of the Soil Association