After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
H/T 45 Govt
Friday 6 June 2008
THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION....
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I was told it was karma killing us, and America's foreign policy, but mostly America's foreign policy. Then I get this pitch to get in on a multi-level international carbon-credit marketing scheme. Closely following that was a mailing from Al Gore and Michael Moore blaming our Sicko condition on Americans' carbon-footprints, and I wondered, if they were right, why weren't they dead already, given their CO2 output?
Just to be safe though, I'm using as much Russian, German, and Spanish as I can remember (Spanish now being mandatory for Americans to assimilate with the illegals). The good part is, that when I get into the second bottle of red wine and start singing bawdy songs, nobody can interpret the words, which keeps me out of jail and from getting beat up by the ladies present! It's like having a Mardi Gras card, mate. Eat, drink, and be merry; hold the tongue.
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